• Currently 1 Stars.
Average 2.5 rating
(out of 2 reviews)

Prince of Persia - Xbox 360

Its a crumier version of ninja gaiden. Well thats not more of a euphemism than truth. I regret buying it and i only paid $14 for it. I just cant bring myself to keep on playing a game that lacks a challenge and is more annoying than difficult. Its one of those oh crap I gotta do a million jumps and then I get to stab someone kinda deals. I mean if you really have that much time its not bad. Although if you really have that much time you would probably be better off becoming a serial masturbator than playing this game. I guarantee you would get more out of it.
  • Currently 3 Stars.
Average 4.7 rating
(out of 9 reviews)

BioShock for Xbox 360

Only worth playing if you have a good high def TV. If you dont this game is highly mediocore. Gameplay is alright but nothing that original or mind blowing. Its fun but gets annoying as save points are not always convenient. Not a bad game but not worth paying full retail.
  • Currently 3 Stars.
Average 3.5 rating
(out of 2 reviews)

Blue Dragon for Xbox 360

Its literally like "playing" through an anime. Except i put playing in quotations because it is so easy that it is not really playing because its so hard to lose. So more like acting out an anime?
  • Currently 4 Stars.
Average 3.5 rating
(out of 2 reviews)

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed for Xbox 360

Not bad for a directed style rpg. You get cool powers and the development never frays from basic linear video game logic. Its no nights of the old republic but cool all the same.
  • Currently 5 Stars.
Average 4.6 rating
(out of 5 reviews)

Gears of War 2 for Xbox 360

Just because someone rated halo 3 above this I feel the need to add another 5 stars. Its bad ass but does not have that many guns, but who cares? its BADASS!
  • Currently 1 Stars.
Average 4.2 rating
(out of 10 reviews)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

YAY!! great brad pit consecutive getting hotter through out one of the longest (relative and actual) movies made in the past year.

You would be wise to notice women gave this movie a far higher rating then men. CoInCiDenCe? I THINK NOT!
  • Currently 5 Stars.
Average 3.5 rating
(out of 2 reviews)

Star Wars Return of the Jedi

I am only rating this because some jerk gave a star wars movie two stars. These are the reasons why we need more abortion.
  • Currently 1 Stars.
Average 4.1 rating
(out of 14 reviews)

District 9

NON-SEQUITUR!

This movie was boring and tied way too hard and this is coming from someone who has spent more time watching the scifi channel than sleeping(seriously I have seen every stargate and that weird show with the animated aliens that border lines on porn).

It uses south africa and tried to make a whole new apartheid with blacks and whites VS aliens as the poor race(except they have futuristic weapons that for some reason never got them anywhere till a mutated human takes ONE and goes super-man on the governments ass). Uses prauns instead of kafirs for negative slang.

Its well over an hour of an annoying little tool trying to evict aliens who talk back in a garbled language that sounds like japanese crossed hindi and arabic.

There is only action at the end.

The "good guy" still ends up losing his wife.

Horrible character development.

Too long.
  • Currently 5 Stars.
Average 5 rating
(out of 2 reviews)

Francois M. Voltaire - Candide

This was the first time I ever read a book, put it down and went HOLY SHNITZ! I could have written this!
Granted if I did i would of been hung and never gotten it published. All the same this is by far my favorite satire. It is the ultimate argument for peace and neutrality with a sophomoric tint that really shows how truculent and basic humanity and history really is.
  • Currently 5 Stars.
Average 5 rating
(out of 3 reviews)

Stephen W. Hawking - A Brief History of Time: From the Big Bang to Black Holes

Awesome book for people with little to no background and are interested in modern physics. Plus its Stephen Hawkins. The man is a genius with a sense of humor and an interest in porno mags, what more is their?
Peter Cole also wrote some nice quick books about similar topics that will take at most a day to read and are slightly more basic but Hawkins is still by far the best.
This book should be a required text for all introductory students in every physics class, minus the classes with future terrorists that might suck if they got more insight on making atomic bombs.

Great book makes it really simple.
  • Currently 5 Stars.
Average 3.2 rating
(out of 9 reviews)

Proactiv ® - $19.95 - Special Introductory Offer

Dont badmouth the acne cream that got me laid! Seriously cleared up my face with out changing my horribly greasy diet.

My room-mates father is a dermatologist so we get all the super high concentration creams that require prescription, none of which worked as well.

The only people I have met that it did not work for were avid stoners. Not to say the people who posted above are, but I am not saying ya'll are not either.
  • Currently 1 Stars.
Average 1.8 rating
(out of 5 reviews)

Max Payne the Movie

Sorry, I play a lot of video games and this movie still sucked. It was like punisher on a dark acid trip with aspects of sin city thrown in.
F

FInally a movie that made ridick seem like a cinema masterpiece.
  • Currently 2 Stars.
Average 2.5 rating
(out of 2 reviews)

All Pro Adjustable Ankle Weights Lb. Pair

Very likely to cause joint injury. The theory behind it is nice and if you cant stand the chafing and don't mind the risk you can use them casually (cover em with pants) and no one will ever know... well.. unless you walk around naked with them on.
  • Currently 4 Stars.
Average 4.5 rating
(out of 2 reviews)

JBL Creature II

They work pretty well for an entire room. I use em to watch movies on my computer from my bed and I can hear it very well.

Only issue is it looks like JBL ripped off darth vader's helmet and jammed a speaker in it.