MTV's The Jersey Shore - Fist Pumpin' to Stardom

So.

Does anyone here besides me watch this show? It's like a train wreck. It's SO awful, but I can't NOT watch it when it's on! I loathe these people with their fake tans and over-gelled hair.
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Gary M. 01/06/10
@Trisha That's why you just watch The Soup and not the actual show. Chicken Tetrazzini!
Tiffani C. 01/06/10
@gdog05 yes - soup saves us all!!!!
Do they not realize they probably should not spray tan their lips???
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Bruno

OH EM GEE.

Was what I said about 50 times as I watched this movie, just FYI.

SO because I love Cohen and I absolutely loved Borat, I wanted to see what all the fuss was about with Bruno. The previews made it seem funny/interesting too. Well...PARTS of it were funny...and other parts were very NAKED. There was SO much peen in this movie, I couldn't believe it. Not to mention the man-on-man action. I had some friends that had gone to see it in theaters and walked out after the first five minutes, and before seeing it, I couldn't see why. Now I do. I personally wouldn't have walked out, but it was VERY gross.

Like I said though, there are some laugh out loud funny parts, which is always good. All in all, see it if you're curious, but be warned. I wasn't, and it was kinda shocking.
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Samsung Behold (SGH-t919) Cell Phone

I am no longer a Cricket customer. I will miss the $45/month unlimited everything plan, but I will NOT miss the crappy service. I now have T-mobile, and I decided to get a Samsung Behold because I *really* wanted a touchscreen phone. It took some time to get used to, but I've had it for about a month now, and I love it!
I got the one in Rose, which is very cute because it has a silver back and a light pink accent. The touchscreen works well, I haven't had any problems with it freezing or doing anything funky yet. The camera on this phone is better than my actual digital camera, so that's awesome. I don't have a data plan, so I can't say anything about internet capability, but I did find out how to download games to it for free, yay!
The *only* thing that I would say that's wrong with the phone is that texting is kind of hard. I would imagine if you had big, man-sized fingers that it would be super hard.
Other than that, it's a great phone that I would definitely recommend!
Zombie Ellen!
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The Goods

I had been wanting to see this movie for a while, so I ordered it for $13 at a hotel I was staying at for work last weekend. It was NOT worth $13, however, it WAS super funny!
It's about a salesman and his team (Don Ready) who are famous for bringing car lots that are in trouble back in the money.
There were lots of times I laughed out loud, in particular, the parts where the redhead (I forgot her name) tried to come on to the man/child. You'll know what I mean if you see it. Hilarious!
Some parts were silly, sure, but if you're looking for a movie where you don't have to do much thinking and you want to laugh when you watch it, then The Goods is for you.

It's COLD in Texas!

Hey Sazze!!

I wanted to stop by and check in on y'all.

I've just moved from Colorado to my hometown in Texas, started a new job, and am in the process of fixing up an old house that has been in the family since the 1800's to live in!

Life's been way busy lately, and that's why I don't visit Sazze that often right now. When things get settled down, I promise I'll be bothering y'all a LOT more! :-)

Love yous
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Derek Y. 11/30/09
@gdog05 'There's shitty cell reception down there. And everytime I go down to the basement, there's always one of the damn Hardy Boys tied up down there. So, I rape him and leave.'

Hello Gary, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC....
Tiffani C. 12/01/09
Yeah Ellen - post pics of the house!
The Shamwow dude - SO scary
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Cupcakes!
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Rudy's Country Store and Bar-B-Q - Texas

If you're ever in Texas, please try to find a Rudy's Country Store and Bar-b-q. When you find one, please go there and eat. You won't be sorry.
I went today and it totally reminded me of how amazing it was. You walk in, then walk back out to this cafeteria-style ordering system where the sides are first: potato salad, cole slaw, beans, and creamed corn, and the like. Then you go to the meats: brisket, sausage, turkey, chicken, etc. It's pit Bar-b-q, so if you sit outside, you'll most likely leave smelling like smoke, but it's SO worth it. The brisket is mouth-watering. The bar-b-q sauce is tangy, a little sweet, and so good. Don't forget to try the sweet tea too. It's not that expensive and great for a family outing because you can order everything family size.
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Yves St Laurent - Baby Doll

When I was younger and my Mom and I would go to the mall perfume/makeup counters, I loved seeing the awesome perfume bottles on the glass counters. Yves St Laurent Baby Doll was my absolute favorite bottle. It's pink, cut glass, in the shape of a spinning top with a little gold ball on top. When I smelled what was actually inside, I fell in love. It's a citrusy-sweet smell that makes me think of summer lemonade, with notes of grapefruit. Every time I wear it, I get complimented. It's not so strong that it's overpowering, but it's definitely not a weak scent either. Try it over the summer, you're guaranteed to get asked, "What IS that you're wearing?!"
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The Hangover (2009)

Oh mylanta. I LOVE this movie. I had seen the preview a few times and thought that I would just wait and rent it, but I went to see it last night with my friend and we could not stop laughing! It was laugh out loud funny.
The movie is about a bachelor party in Vegas that goes wrong when no one can remember what happened at all the next day. There's a tiger in the bathroom, a baby in the closet, and one of the guys is missing a tooth. The guys spend the whole movie trying to peice together what happened while looking for their friend, who incidentally is the one getting married.
It's a silly movie, sure, but if you're a fan of movies like Knocked Up and Superbad, you'll love The Hangover.