International Disturbed People's Day (from my friend Susan)

My friend Susan had sent this to me almost a year ago...

Today is International Disturbed People's Day?

I don't care if you lick windows,
take the short bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're special?

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.


Today's Message of the Day is:
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love and don't want to lose in 2009. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.

I wish I had the chance to say goodbye...

While I was checking out of work today a friend of mine called me aside and said, “I have something to tell you. Our friend Susan passed away a couple days ago.” I hadn’t heard from her in awhile and figured she was busy with work or something or maybe even had met the man of her dreams and had gotten married.

I only wish it was something like that. The last few times I’d seen her she’d lost some weight and but didn’t look sick at all and in fact looked terrific! I’d asked her about it and she said she just didn’t eat as much and I left it at that thinking she’d gone on a diet and was trimmer. She still had the big brassy personality that I’d grown to love over the years. We’d only met some 3 years ago but had an instant connection like we’d been friends all our lives. Susan was like that, no one who got to know her was a stranger for very long.

Our first time we worked together was at some video game developers conference and we were constantly cracking each other up. In fact, she laughed so hard that her voice got higher and more hoarse. It got so hoarse and high that by the end of the day she sounded exactly like Minnie Mouse and whenever she would call some attendees name me and my other friend (the one who gave me the bad news today) would laugh hysterically. Susan too would crack up which didn’t help her voice at all.

I don’t really hang out with many of my friends from work but Susan was one who I was always glad to see no matter what was going on.

The last time I saw her was back in February at Macworld. As usual, she came over and gave me a big hug and planted a kiss on my cheek. And yet there was something just a little different, something a little sad. She never told me of her illness, maybe she didn’t want me to see her suffering.

Now I feel an emptiness knowing I’ll never be able to talk to her on the phone. I’ll never hear that big laugh of hers or see that million watt smile that would win anyone over. I’ll never be able to email her the funny cat pics or videos I’d find on YouTube. I’ll never hear my cell phone ring and see that it’s her calling or texting me.

I wish I had the chance to say goodbye and really let her know how much her friendship meant to me.

Should've stuck to miniature golf....

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Jason Kiha L. 1 day ago
What are two people doing?
Maryn D. 1 day ago
That's exactly why I don't golf.
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'Do you think you can stop me 007!? I said, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME 007!!??'

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Patrick M. 8 days ago
Well, he's been old for a long time depending on what year you think someone gets old. I think 30 is old for example.
Nikki W. 8 days ago
Me too

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Andromeda Strain

There’s an old adage that ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.’ Apparently, the creative team that slapped together the re-make of the sci-fi classic, ‘The Andromeda Strain’ have never heard of that bit of advice. I was leery about this since re-makes tend to just plain suck, and hoo boy did this SUCK!!! Things started out promising enough since it stuck pretty close to the original but after the first half or so things started a slow slide into sheer awfulness and then gained speed to pure crappola.

With the original the virus was just that, a virus. But the re-make just had to try and ramp things up by making it virus that could think. In one of many scenes of pure ludicrousness the Andromeda virus actually re-armed a nuclear missile!! But the producers just couldn’t stop there, nooo, later on the virus was found to man made and from the future! Plus it actually contained a message that was just plain stupid.

Then in the big countdown to the destruction of the bio research facility where much of the story took place Daniel Day Kim had to cut off the thumb of Rick Schroeder, who heroically died trying to shut down the destruct mechanism. Daniel Day Kim then had to throw it to Benjamin Bratt who then used the thumb print scanner to prevent catastrophe. I couldn’t help but laugh it was soooo awful!!

The writers just couldn’t end things there, noooo. They tacked one on that was such a blatant rip off of ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ it’s not even funny. I’m sure that Michael Crighton, the author of the book, was hoping that the creators of this mess would’ve actually been infected with a real Andromeda strain.

Everyone join me in congratulating Polar!!!

If you haven't already guessed by his latest pictures, our very own Polar is now a married man!! So between Loren's b-day and Polar's demise from bachelorhood there should be enough cake to cause some serious carbo comas.
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Derek Y. 14 days ago
@polar 'thanks! she's great at paninis ='

WHOA! JUST WHOA!!! That's waaaay too much information about your new wife!!!

Oh wait, panini is type of sandwich.
Gabriela L. 14 days ago
WOOOH!!! Congratulations Polar!! And YES, off to make babies. Nowwww....GO!
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How to Be an American Housewife

When Maryn's book hit the shelves I went to the store and thought I'd read a few chapters to get a feel for it. Well I ended up reading all the way into the 8th chapter of the second half! This in one sitting yet! The characters of Shoko and her daughter Sue were so real I kept forgetting it was actually a work of fiction. Their experiences in life told from their points of view were rich, poignant, funny, and touching.

The stories of loss and regrets made me think of events with my own family. The humorous moments are of situations that anyone with an extended family could relate to. The granddaughter's surprise at a fertility shrine in Japan had me laughing out loud imagining the expressions on her and her mother's face!

I usually read sci-fi and Tom Clancy type books but this was a very thought provoking and emotionally stirring. What made it even more significant was that it was from one of our very own here on Sazze!
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FETCH!!

Very cute video of a colt playing with a large ball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emxI-nRGWBE
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Shannon W. 17 days ago
What about the deer and the dog playing together?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnZSTkycovg
Derek Y. 17 days ago
Awww!! That was sooo cute!

Right up until the deer pulled out a handgun.

Real life 'Fight Club' moment

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Maryn D. 23 days ago
That is funny.
Prakash B. 23 days ago
just amazines

I FOUND ZIA!!!

He's become a major movie star in India!! Don't believe me? Just take a look at this!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw